lientology
Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies. Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology
View Articlebill o'reilly
Irritating host of "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News. Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of...
View Articlereliant k
Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K. She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.
View Articlecolor
Listen up, you ignorant assholes...there's no right or wrong way to spell it. It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color"....
View ArticleLabatt Yellow
The result of drinking vast amounts of LabattBlue I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.
View Articlebilly martin
Manager for the New York Yankees, 1975-78, 1979, 1983, 1985, 1988. One of the best managers ever because of his fiery temper, take-no-prisoners approach, and fights with the Boss. Died tragically in a...
View Articlehead on
Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead."Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
View Articlemind of mencia
Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white...
View Articledane cook
Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe...
View Articlediplomacy
The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Typical U.S. diplomacy:"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to...
View Articlejohn paul jones
The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.Can be used to refer to any...
View ArticlePolitical Science
The study of manipulating sheep to get votes Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit
View Articlereo speedwagon
Rock band known for a string of hit songs in the '80s, such as "Can't Fight This Feeling" and "Take it on the Run"synonomous with "overrated" REO Speedwagon is the most overrated band ever; they just...
View Articletheory of a deadman
See "Nickelback" Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?
View Articleno sure, shitlock
Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm. Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"Me: "No sure, shitlock"
View Articleno offense
The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone. No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister,...
View ArticlePittsburgh Suicide
The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey "An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil...
View ArticleBrent Musburger Drinking Game
The act of watching a college football game on ABC and taking a shot every time Brent Musburger mentions the Big Ten, if the two teams playing are not from the Big Ten. This form of entertainment is...
View Articlethe Steve Jeltz of
Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...To...
View Articleconstruction
One of two seasons in Pennsylvania, the other being winter. Construction takes place between the end of February and the end of November; in spite of the massive inconvenience this usually causes,...
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